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"The judge asks you take the broken letters with you when you leave."

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Ten MORE Signs Your Dressage Test Needs More Work
from Michael Matson

1. Your horse's response to the canter aid is "Can't, er, what?"

2. Your twenty meter circle involved jumping the rail twice.

3. Your halt took place in the judge's lap, instead of at X.

4. Your thoroughbred interpreted elasticity to involve trying to kick himself in the head with his back feet during the working canter.

5. Your horse entered the arena at A, and M, and H, and B...

6. Judge's comments include words like "unusual, dramatic, explosive, and tragic"

7. Leg-yields involve your leg yielding before the horse does.

8. Free walk was interpreted by your Arab to involve prancing, a rear, and a few bucks.

9. The judge asks you take the broken letters with you when you leave.

10. Voodoo dolls of your horse were found in the possession of the show's grounds manager.

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