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Computer Error Messages
from Bernie Kahn a.k.a. BK4Leg
Compiled by Quoteland.com
Author: Anon.

	Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
	WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue
	Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
	Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
	Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
	The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
	COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key
	Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
	Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
	General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
	Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
	Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
	Hit any user to continue.
	Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.

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